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- Farewell to Bob Hope's widow 1909-2011
- Bells Are Ringing Alert™: Pippa engaged!
- All the Teen Mom crap for 10 Oct. 2011
- Drink More Coffee, Dear!
- Girl of the Day - Just Because We're A Free Countr...
- The Assassination of Anwar al-Awlaki
- A Scandal On the Verge of Tragedy - Pastor Youcef ...
- Meanest story nominee: Rick Perry's ties to the Ku...
- Meanest story nominee: Demi & Ashton's $290 millio...
- Meanest story nominee: William orders Charles to d...
- Meanest story nominee: Joan Kennedy collapse after...
- Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Why Kris' family hate...
- Bun in the oven alert™: Kim's big news!
- Bun in the oven alert™: Jessica Simpson is pregnant!
- Least interesting cover story of the week: Jessica...
- Love Bird Alert™: J. Lo's new man is...
- Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Oprah tricked out of ...
- Kick several corpses, why don'tcha? The Jackie tap...
- It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
- File This Under You Gotta Be Kidding Me...
- Girls of the Day - Elvis' Girls
- Bells Are Ringing Alert™: A ring for Jen!
- Bells Aren't Ringing Alert™: Justin won't marry Jen!
- Bells Are Ringing Alert™: Jen's wedding in Mexico!
- Mike Vick Profile & 2011 Images
- Cardinals!
- Israel's Ambassador... A Serious Man
- And Why Exactly Isn't This a Major Scandal?
- Girl of the Day - Mira Sorvino
- On the rocks alert: Nicole walks out on Joel.
- Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: 9/11 mourners attack ...
- Weekly World News alert: Hillary served monkey bra...
- Nice Little Car Company You've Got There. Shame ...
- Other Candidates? Not likely.
- Birthday Today - Bud Powell
- Girl of the Day - More Life Magazine, Please!
- Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Minka Kelly slaps TV ...
- Rich people are rich: More stories of bad Hollywoo...
- Dr. Oz: 12 tips on how to live to be 100.
- Shaun Tait Australia Cricket team Bowlers Girlfrie...
- Shaun Tait Australia Cricket team Bowlers Profile ...
- Quick Thoughts on "Moneyball"
- Christie Chatter
- Girls of the Day - Phyllis Calvert, Joanne Connell...
- Madness! Madness!
- Birthdays Today
- Science is Never "Settled"
- Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Kathie Lee to replace ...
- Doctors fear Leann is anorexic!
- Inside the Emmy parties.
- Hey Old Timer Gossip: Mary Tyler Moore new health ...
- Batista HD Wallpapers 2011
- Batista Latest Pictures
- Girl of the Day - Micaela Ramazzotti
- Fernando Alonso With Girlfriend In Pictures
- Fernando Alonso Wallpapers
- On the rocks alert: Jessica (Biel) betrayed!
- Bad Mom and Dad alert: Inside Suri's twisted world.
- She Fought The Law Alert™: Casey Anthony's life in...
- Fernando Alonso F-1 Driver Profile,Minibio and Images
- Andrea Dovizioso Moto GP Racer Profile,Minibio and...
- Ashley WWE Female Wrestler Profile , Minibio and H...
- Alundra Blayze WWE Female Wrestler Profile and Pic...
- Solyndra Executives Take the Fifth
- Girl of the Day - Shalane Flanagan
- The rebirth of birther crap: Cops' secret Obama file!
- Least interesting cover story of the week: Dancing...
- The Teen Mom noise continues.
- Greta Arn Female Tennis Player Profile , Minibio a...
- Pride
- Birthdays-The Boss! (Guest written)
- Guest Blogger of the Day
- Meanest story nominee and Comfy Shoes Alert™: Jane...
- Meanest story nominee: Did an affair with a cop ru...
- Meanest story nominee: Sarah Palin destroyed!
- Meanest story nominee and Not Long 4 This World al...
- Preference Cascade Update
- Solyndra Update
- On the rocks alert: This week's Kim'N'Kris mishegas
- Pepe Wallpapers 2011
- Pepe Football Best Player Profile & Images 2011
- International Portugal Team Players Images 2011
- Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Angelina targets Jen's...
- Love Bird Alert™: Ryan Reynolds and Olivia Wilde
- Bells Done Rung Alert™: The secret wedding of Sand...
- Damn You Skinny Alert™: Kirstie Alley 100 lbs. li...
- Birthday Today - Paul Muni
- Adam Voges Profile and Images
- Brad Haddin With Wife and Kid
- Brad Haddin Wallpapers
- Brad Haddin Profile and Pictures
- Callum Ferguson Profile,Minibio and Images
- Girl of the Day - Rickie Lee Jones
- Cameron White With His Partner Jacqui Morris
- Cameron White Wallpapers
- Ron Johnson is the Real Deal
- Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Brad hurts Jen's feeli...
- Annoying label bookkeeping for Jen and Brad and An...
- Cardinals Getting Fun
- "Ponzi" Scheme Revisited
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Bells Are Ringing Alert™: Pippa engaged!
All the Teen Mom crap for 10 Oct. 2011
Publications: OK!, In Touch, Weekly Life & Style, Us Weekly
Date: 10 Oct. 11
Four supermarket gossip rags decided to take a dip in the cesspool that is Teen Mom. Here are the headlines, three about Farrah Abraham and one about Catelynn Lowell, just in case anyone reading this can tell the difference between these half-witted bimbettes.
Date: 10 Oct. 11
Four supermarket gossip rags decided to take a dip in the cesspool that is Teen Mom. Here are the headlines, three about Farrah Abraham and one about Catelynn Lowell, just in case anyone reading this can tell the difference between these half-witted bimbettes.
- OK!: Teen Mom Farrah: back with her baby
- In Touch: Farrah's baby: Ditched to party
- Weekly Life & Style: Farrah's regret: She wants Sophia back
- Us Weekly: Teen Mom Catelynn: Afraid Tyler will dump her
Drink More Coffee, Dear!
A new study from Harvard apparently has found that drinking more coffee helps cut down on depression in women. Who knew?
Girl of the Day - Just Because We're A Free Country And I Can (Esti Ginzburg)
Given the two stories below, on the evil of Iran in threatening to execute a Christian cleric solely for practicing his religion (a religion of peace), and the justice of America's assassination of a radical Islamic cleric/terrorist for practicing his (a perversion of religion or, if you will, a religion of war), I thought I'd celebrate Western freedom and the one democracy in the Middle East, Israel, by having Esti Ginzburg of Tel Aviv back as our Girl of the Day.
Better than a burqa, no? I think this is her third time on the blog, so she probably trails only Marilyn Monroe on the Regular Guy's dirty-old-man meter.
Better than a burqa, no? I think this is her third time on the blog, so she probably trails only Marilyn Monroe on the Regular Guy's dirty-old-man meter.
The Assassination of Anwar al-Awlaki
But... he was an American citizen (born in New Mexico), he was in a country with which we are not at war, and there's obviously no evidence that American authorities attempted to apprehend him. We assassinated him, period.
Which I guess I'm all right with. Although we are not at war with al Qaeda, a terrorist organization, not a nation-state, they are at war with us, and so I don't have any problem with trying to disrupt their organization by decapitating their leadership. I think it sends the right message to the Middle East -- don't mess with the U.S.
On the other hand, I find it very interesting that the same people (liberals like Obama) who won't let us dunk a guy's head under water to get information without otherwise harming him, much less killing him; and who think that terrorists we've detained must have access to the full panoply of legal rights, including jury trials in federal court; nevertheless appear to think targeted extra-judicial assassinations around the world are just peachy.
Just sayin'.
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Oh, and by the way, the whole trope that poverty in the Middle East causes people to be drawn to radical Islam has always been hogwash, but it's particularly hogwash now. Al-Awlaki was born in New Mexico to Yemeni parents who were educated; as a child his family moved back to Yemen, where he father served as a professor at Sanaa University and as the agriculture minister. And al-Awlaki himself studied civil engineering at Colorado State University, education at San Diego State University, and did doctoral work at George Washington University in Washington, D.C., undoubtedly all on scholarships he obtained as a beneficiary of the schools' diversity programs. This wasn't a poor person angry because he didn't have basic needs. This was a middle-class or upper-middle-class, educated child of the elite in his country, who simply hated America and the West out of a virulent ideology.
A Scandal On the Verge of Tragedy - Pastor Youcef Nadarkhani
Iran is preparing to execute a Christian cleric for the crime of being a Christian, supposedly because, although he has never been a Muslim, he has Muslim "heritage," and thus his Christianity is considered apostasy, punishable under sharia. The man's name is Pastor Youcef Nadarkhani, leader of the Church of Iran denomination in Rasht. Here is a picture of him:
Please keep him in your prayers. And, whenever you can, talk to people about his plight. Only an upswelling of outrage from America will stop this tragedy.
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Oh, and here's what I'd like to do: I'd send NYC policemen and FBI agents into the United Nations with guns drawn and arrest the Iranian ambassador and his entire staff for crimes against humanity. Then I'd threaten to try them in a military commission (a la Nuremburg), seeking the death penalty. Might get their attention.
My old man had a simpler view of these sorts of things. His default position was to tell America's enemies to stop doing X (whatever X was), or their biggest city would "be no more after noon tomorrow." As in, "release Pastor Youcef Nadarkhani immediately or Tehran will be no more."
Please keep him in your prayers. And, whenever you can, talk to people about his plight. Only an upswelling of outrage from America will stop this tragedy.
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Oh, and here's what I'd like to do: I'd send NYC policemen and FBI agents into the United Nations with guns drawn and arrest the Iranian ambassador and his entire staff for crimes against humanity. Then I'd threaten to try them in a military commission (a la Nuremburg), seeking the death penalty. Might get their attention.
My old man had a simpler view of these sorts of things. His default position was to tell America's enemies to stop doing X (whatever X was), or their biggest city would "be no more after noon tomorrow." As in, "release Pastor Youcef Nadarkhani immediately or Tehran will be no more."
So, you see, I'm the moderate in our family.
Meanest story nominee: Rick Perry's ties to the Ku Klux Klan!
Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 10 October 2011
Welcome to gossip hell, Rick Perry! Commenter #1 Karen Zipdrive tells me that Austin is abuzz with sexual rumors about Governor Goodhair, but the Enquirer begins their attack on him by saying he's tied to the Klan.
I say "begins their attack" because the Enquirer is tenacious, if not always accurate. Other politicians they went after in the past couple of years include Sarah Palin, Al Gore and John Edwards.
This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.
Date: 10 October 2011
Welcome to gossip hell, Rick Perry! Commenter #1 Karen Zipdrive tells me that Austin is abuzz with sexual rumors about Governor Goodhair, but the Enquirer begins their attack on him by saying he's tied to the Klan.
I say "begins their attack" because the Enquirer is tenacious, if not always accurate. Other politicians they went after in the past couple of years include Sarah Palin, Al Gore and John Edwards.
This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.
Meanest story nominee: Demi & Ashton's $290 million divroce!
Publication: Star
Date: 10 October 2011
It was thirteen months ago when Star broke the story about Ashton Kutcher cheating. For a few weeks, several of the supermarket rags piled on, but nothing came of it. This week, Star again accuses Kutcher of cheating and uses the majority of the cover to say it's the end of the marriage. Here are the headlines.
This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.
UPDATE: One week later, this story is on six covers, so whether a divorce actually comes of it or not, in retrospect this gets a Scoop of the Week label.
Date: 10 October 2011
It was thirteen months ago when Star broke the story about Ashton Kutcher cheating. For a few weeks, several of the supermarket rags piled on, but nothing came of it. This week, Star again accuses Kutcher of cheating and uses the majority of the cover to say it's the end of the marriage. Here are the headlines.
- They've been living apart for months
- Ashton's serial cheating exposed
- His secret fling with Britney Spears
- World exclusive: It's over!
- The final showdown
This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.
UPDATE: One week later, this story is on six covers, so whether a divorce actually comes of it or not, in retrospect this gets a Scoop of the Week label.
Meanest story nominee: William orders Charles to dump Camilla now!
Publication: National Examiner
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
In the tabloids, the Camilla Parker-Bowles of 2011 is not so much a human being as a robot programmed to attack her daughter-in-law Kate Middleton. (I know I should stop calling her by her maiden name, but I really haven't got quite used to Duchess Catherine yet.) In any case, Wills has told jug-eared Chuck that he has to get rid of her NOW.
This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
In the tabloids, the Camilla Parker-Bowles of 2011 is not so much a human being as a robot programmed to attack her daughter-in-law Kate Middleton. (I know I should stop calling her by her maiden name, but I really haven't got quite used to Duchess Catherine yet.) In any case, Wills has told jug-eared Chuck that he has to get rid of her NOW.
This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.
Meanest story nominee: Joan Kennedy collapse after the death of her daughter.
Publication: Globe
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Last week, two women who were daughters of prominent Democratic politicians both died at the very young age of 51. One was Eleanor Poling, daughter of Walter Mondale, and the other was Kara Kennedy, daughter of Ted and Joan Kennedy. The Globe tells us that Joan has collapsed after this bad news.
This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Last week, two women who were daughters of prominent Democratic politicians both died at the very young age of 51. One was Eleanor Poling, daughter of Walter Mondale, and the other was Kara Kennedy, daughter of Ted and Joan Kennedy. The Globe tells us that Joan has collapsed after this bad news.
This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.
Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Why Kris' family hates Kim!
Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! This is one of two stories about Kim'n'Kris this week, and while they don't completely contradict one another, they do point in different directions.
According to Weekly Life & Style, Kris Humphries' family has little love for his new bride, which means we can expect a steady stream of catty insider gossip about this year's most famous couple, reality TV division.
I hate to be the one to say I told you so, but these Orc/Hobbit mixed marriages never work.
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! This is one of two stories about Kim'n'Kris this week, and while they don't completely contradict one another, they do point in different directions.
According to Weekly Life & Style, Kris Humphries' family has little love for his new bride, which means we can expect a steady stream of catty insider gossip about this year's most famous couple, reality TV division.
I hate to be the one to say I told you so, but these Orc/Hobbit mixed marriages never work.
Bun in the oven alert™: Kim's big news!
Publication: OK!
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! OK!, the nicest of the supermarket rags if not the most reliable, says Kim Kardashian is in the family way and includes her husband in the picture on the cover, just in case readers might be confused about the paternity. Here are the headlines.
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! OK!, the nicest of the supermarket rags if not the most reliable, says Kim Kardashian is in the family way and includes her husband in the picture on the cover, just in case readers might be confused about the paternity. Here are the headlines.
- It's baby time!
- The secret she can no longer keep: Her first child is on the way!
- (showing already)
Bun in the oven alert™: Jessica Simpson is pregnant!
Publication: In Touch
Date: 10 Oct 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! Jessica Simpson, she of the big eyes, white teeth, large breasts and small brain, is supposed to be pregnant. In Touch has this story exclusively and adds the details of "kooky cravings and a $14,500 crib" in the sub-headline.
She was also supposed to be pregnant back last December, which accounted for her hurry to get married.
Note that it will be October this weekend, she is not married and so far, she has confirmed no pregnancy.
Date: 10 Oct 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! Jessica Simpson, she of the big eyes, white teeth, large breasts and small brain, is supposed to be pregnant. In Touch has this story exclusively and adds the details of "kooky cravings and a $14,500 crib" in the sub-headline.
She was also supposed to be pregnant back last December, which accounted for her hurry to get married.
Note that it will be October this weekend, she is not married and so far, she has confirmed no pregnancy.
Least interesting cover story of the week: Jessica Simpson postpones her wedding.
Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! Yet again, a celebrity story is on the cover of a supermarket rag without any artwork, so it gets the nod for Least Interesting Story of the Week. I'm sneaking it into the extended Thursday line-up because we have two Jessica Simpson stories that disagree with one another.
Besides no artwork, OK! reported the same story two weeks ago. This means Us is two weeks late and a picture short.
For shame, I say, for shame!
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! Yet again, a celebrity story is on the cover of a supermarket rag without any artwork, so it gets the nod for Least Interesting Story of the Week. I'm sneaking it into the extended Thursday line-up because we have two Jessica Simpson stories that disagree with one another.
Besides no artwork, OK! reported the same story two weeks ago. This means Us is two weeks late and a picture short.
For shame, I say, for shame!
Love Bird Alert™: J. Lo's new man is...
Publication: OK!
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! OK! has a teaser headline, promising an exclusive story on who Jennifer Lopez's new fella is.
I never play the guessing game stuff, but I will finish the sentence.
J. Lo's new man is... a damn fool if he doesn't get as far away from this drama queen as he can and double quick, too!
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! OK! has a teaser headline, promising an exclusive story on who Jennifer Lopez's new fella is.
I never play the guessing game stuff, but I will finish the sentence.
J. Lo's new man is... a damn fool if he doesn't get as far away from this drama queen as he can and double quick, too!
Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Oprah tricked out of millions by Gayle!
Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! If it's a nasty story about Oprah Winfrey, you can bet it will be in one of the Three Wicked Step Sister tabloids, this time in The Flagship, the National Enquirer. If we are to believe them, always a risky proposition, things aren't going well with The Big O and her galpal Gayle King. Here are the headlines.
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! If it's a nasty story about Oprah Winfrey, you can bet it will be in one of the Three Wicked Step Sister tabloids, this time in The Flagship, the National Enquirer. If we are to believe them, always a risky proposition, things aren't going well with The Big O and her galpal Gayle King. Here are the headlines.
- Oprah tricked out of millions by Gayle
- Oprah blasts: "You used me!"
- plus: Shocking new lawsuit claims Gayle's a con artist
Kick several corpses, why don'tcha? The Jackie tapes, both real and imaginary.
Publications: People, National Examiner
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! The top and the bottom of the supermarket gossip food chain have cover stories about the Jackie Kennedy Onassis tapes that have been released.
Let's start with the headlines on People.
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! The top and the bottom of the supermarket gossip food chain have cover stories about the Jackie Kennedy Onassis tapes that have been released.
Let's start with the headlines on People.
- Jackie's secret life
- New revelations, new questions
- Fifty years after the White House, the iconic First Lady still fascinates. A look at her life, her loves, her private pain and her enduring style
- Secret Jackie O tapes
- What wasn't allowed on TV
- Plan to make John Jr. president
- Who really killed JFK!
- White House affairs - his and hers!
It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
One of the best nights of my life in terms of watching baseball. As Harry Caray would have said when I was a kid and he was still calling Cardinals games, "Holy Cow!"
Or, as Jack Buck would have said, "That's a winner!"
Now that that's over, how about we just go ahead and win the whole thing?
UPDATE:
Here's a cool chart from a website called "coolstandings.com" that shows the Cardinals' chances of making the playoffs throughout the season.
As it shows, the Cardinals had practically no chance in late August, and only really got close to having a decent chance in the past few days. The blue line represents our chances of winning the division, which were nil by late August and stayed nil as the Brewers pulled away. But the red line was our chance of making the playoffs (as a wild card, which is represented by the black line). As we kept winning and the Braves collapsed, our chances skyrocketed.
Which is to say, echoing Churchill, never ever ever ever ever give up.
Or, as Jack Buck would have said, "That's a winner!"
Now that that's over, how about we just go ahead and win the whole thing?
UPDATE:
Here's a cool chart from a website called "coolstandings.com" that shows the Cardinals' chances of making the playoffs throughout the season.
As it shows, the Cardinals had practically no chance in late August, and only really got close to having a decent chance in the past few days. The blue line represents our chances of winning the division, which were nil by late August and stayed nil as the Brewers pulled away. But the red line was our chance of making the playoffs (as a wild card, which is represented by the black line). As we kept winning and the Braves collapsed, our chances skyrocketed.
Which is to say, echoing Churchill, never ever ever ever ever give up.
File This Under You Gotta Be Kidding Me...
Not chastened by the Solyndra scandal, the Obama Administration is apparently pushing ahead with another billion dollars of "loan guarantees" to solar power companies, including one that is connected to the brother-in-law of former Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi:
Now the big question: is solar power economically efficient, i.e., is it a good investment? The answer is pretty clearly no:
Put bluntly, by definition if an investment is worth making, private investors would already be making it. And, conversely, if an investment requires government subsidies, it's because the marketplace, filled with savvy people acting on good information and putting their own money at risk, has already decided that its a bad investment.
Government needs to get out of the business of subsidizing selected businesses, period. It's bad economics, since they invariably will only subsidize bad investments that the private sector has concluded aren't going to produce good returns; and it's bad for our civilization, since it's so obviously an opportunity for graft and corruption.
DOE announced a $737 million loan guarantee to help finance construction of the Crescent Dunes Solar Energy Project, a 110-megawatt solar-power-generating facility in Nye County, Nev. The project is sponsored by Tonopah Solar, a subsidiary of California-based SolarReserve.Once again, the Regular Guy feels compelled to do some math and ask some questions. First, the math: at $737 million for 600 temporary jobs in construction and 45 "permanent" jobs (ask the folks at Solyndra how permanent jobs in the solar industry are), we're looking at -- I know this math might be difficult for the average government bureaucrat -- more than a million dollars per f***ing job! Putting aside the permanent jobs for the moment, let's say the construction of the facility takes two full years. We're still spending more than $500,000 a year per construction worker. If we're doing this just for stimulus purposes, why wouldn't just handing out, say $50,000 per year in cash to ten times as many people do the trick? Or $5,000 per year to a hundred times as many people (that would be 60,000 people getting $5k they could spend as consumers under the Keynesianism the administration believes so fervently in)?
The Energy Department said the project will result in 600 construction jobs and 45 permanent jobs.
Now the big question: is solar power economically efficient, i.e., is it a good investment? The answer is pretty clearly no:
Hydroelectric is the most cost effective at $0.03 per kWh. Hydroelectric production is naturally limited by the number of feasible geographic locations and the huge environmental infringement caused by the construction of a dam. Nuclear and coal are tied at $0.04 per kWh. This comes as a bit of a surprise because coal is typically regarded as the cheapest form of energy production. Another surprise is that wind power ($0.08 per kWh) came in slightly cheaper than natural gas ($0.10 per kWh). Solar power was by far the most expensive at $0.22 per kWh—and that only represents construction costs because I could not find reliable data on production costs. Also, there is a higher degree of uncertainty in cost with wind and solar energy due to poor and varying data regarding the useful life of the facilities and their capacity factors. For this analysis the average of the data points are used in the calculations.
Put bluntly, by definition if an investment is worth making, private investors would already be making it. And, conversely, if an investment requires government subsidies, it's because the marketplace, filled with savvy people acting on good information and putting their own money at risk, has already decided that its a bad investment.
Government needs to get out of the business of subsidizing selected businesses, period. It's bad economics, since they invariably will only subsidize bad investments that the private sector has concluded aren't going to produce good returns; and it's bad for our civilization, since it's so obviously an opportunity for graft and corruption.
Girls of the Day - Elvis' Girls
For a kid like me who grew up in the 1960s, Saturday TV meant watching a lot of Elvis movies. I suspect that most are unwatchable today, but at the time I thought Elvis was extra cool (didn't every extra cool guy break out into song spontaneously, with the added advantage of an unseen orchestra?). So I thought I'd look back at the more obscure girls from some of his movies as my girls of the day.
First, there's Joan Blackman from Blue Hawaii:
Next, here's Joan O'Brien from It Happened at the World's Fair:
Finally, here's Yvonne Craig from Kissin' Cousins:
If there's a pattern, I guess I'd have to say that someone was very consciously casting girls who were attractive in a wholesome way, but not so attractive that they would ever ever upstage Presley. Joan O'Brien I remember vaguely from another movie, Operation Petticoat, where she played Tony Curtis' love interest, and Yvonne Craig later went on to be Batgirl on Batman, but other than that, they've pretty much all receded into obscurity, their fifteen minutes of fame (and reflected fame at that, overshadowed by Elvis) up.
First, there's Joan Blackman from Blue Hawaii:
Next, we have Anne Helm from Follow That Dream:
And here's Laurel Goodwin from Girls Girls Girls, with Elvis:
Finally, here's Yvonne Craig from Kissin' Cousins:
If there's a pattern, I guess I'd have to say that someone was very consciously casting girls who were attractive in a wholesome way, but not so attractive that they would ever ever upstage Presley. Joan O'Brien I remember vaguely from another movie, Operation Petticoat, where she played Tony Curtis' love interest, and Yvonne Craig later went on to be Batgirl on Batman, but other than that, they've pretty much all receded into obscurity, their fifteen minutes of fame (and reflected fame at that, overshadowed by Elvis) up.
Bells Are Ringing Alert™: A ring for Jen!
Publication: In Touch
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! Three different stories about Jennifer Aniston's alleged upcoming wedding this week, but only In Touch makes it the biggest story on the cover. Here are the headlines.
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! Three different stories about Jennifer Aniston's alleged upcoming wedding this week, but only In Touch makes it the biggest story on the cover. Here are the headlines.
- Inside the romantic proposal
- A "unique" and "meaningful" ring
- She calls Justin her "soul mate"
- Finally! A long-time friend shares how they fell in love on the set!
Bells Are Ringing Alert™: Jen's wedding in Mexico!
Publication: OK!
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! A lot of gossip stars make multiple appearances on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter this week, with very different versions of their lives being told.
Let's start at the top with Jennifer Aniston. OK! says she's getting ready for a wedding in Mexico and the headline under her picture reads 'Brad won't ruin my big day'.
Her current beau is not named or is there a picture of him, so I run this picture of Jen and Brad from happier times.
Or from the time when he was a sluggard stoner couch potato and she was no help.
It all depends on who you talk to and when.
Date: 10 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! A lot of gossip stars make multiple appearances on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter this week, with very different versions of their lives being told.
Let's start at the top with Jennifer Aniston. OK! says she's getting ready for a wedding in Mexico and the headline under her picture reads 'Brad won't ruin my big day'.
Her current beau is not named or is there a picture of him, so I run this picture of Jen and Brad from happier times.
Or from the time when he was a sluggard stoner couch potato and she was no help.
It all depends on who you talk to and when.
Cardinals!
Here's what we've learned this year about the Cardinals:
1. Albert Pujols is human. Which means he might just be gone, because he's not going to be worth $25-30 million a year in his decline phase.
2. Lance Berkman can still play. Which affects #1, since Berkman would move to first if Pujols leaves.
3. Allen Craig can really, really hit. Which also affects #1, since Craig would move to right if Berkman moves to first. Craig, incidentally, would have power numbers as good or better than Pujols if you extrapolated to give him Pujols' ABs. And he's getting paid $400,000 this year. Just sayin'.
4. Jason Motte, Lance Lynn, Eduardo Sanchez, Fernando Salas, Mitchell Boggs, and Kyle McLellan are really really good out of the bullpen. Too bad Tony LaRussa felt obliged to let Ryan Franklin close for the first two months of the season.
5. Jon Jay is secretly better than Colby Rasmus.
6. David Freese, if he can just stay healthy, is really really good at third base.
7. Yadier Molina has taught himself how to hit (which is a good thing, since his defense is slipping).
Anyway, it's been a fun ride. It'd be great if we could keep it going for another three or four weeks.
Israel's Ambassador... A Serious Man
I have long been impressed with the men and women who represent Israel. They are serious people, because they have to be, because their nation faces real and imminent danger every day. American leaders, by contrast, often seem frivolous. We are not serious because we don't have to be.
Israel's Ambassador to the U.S., Michael Oren, is a serious man. In a terrific interview yesterday with the redoubtable Hugh Hewitt, Oren makes two chilling points. The first is about the motivation for the Palestinian Authority's attempt to get the UN to ratify its "state":
Oren's second point is even more ominous regarding Iran's attempts to build nuclear weapons:
I keep thinking that, in a lot of ways, we're all living on borrowed time, that a true "Black Swan" event of global consequence will happen soon, and that it will change everything. I so hope I'm wrong.
Israel's Ambassador to the U.S., Michael Oren, is a serious man. In a terrific interview yesterday with the redoubtable Hugh Hewitt, Oren makes two chilling points. The first is about the motivation for the Palestinian Authority's attempt to get the UN to ratify its "state":
HH: Now in the Wall Street Journal op-ed, Mr. Ambassador, which I’ve got linked over at Hughhewitt.com, you wrote that, “Understanding the Palestinians’ decision requires a review not only of the past week’s events, but of one that occurred 64 years ago.” And I’d like to actually, in this segment and next, in fifteen minutes, try and review with you, given your status as an accomplished historian, what you mean by you have to go back 64 years to understand what happened yesterday.
MO: Well, to understand it, this is the not the first time we’ve seen this played out. It goes back to 1947 when the United Nations proposed a two-state solution – a Jewish state living side by side with an Arab state in perfect peace. There was even an economic union between the two states. And we, the Jews, the Israelis, we accepted that proposal, and the Palestinians rejected it. And they rejected it because the price of getting a Palestinian state was accepting a Jewish state. And they were unwilling to pay the price. And in fact, they were so unwilling, that they joined with the armies of five Arab states in attacking the new Israeli state and trying to destroy it. Fortunately, they failed. But the same thing happened in the Year 2000. In the Year 2000, then-Israeli prime minister, Ehud Barak, met with then-Palestinian president, Yasser Arafat, at Camp David, under the auspices of President Bill Clinton, and once again, there was a two-state solution offered. Ehud Barak offered, basically met all of the Palestinian demands for a Palestinian state in Gaza, in virtually all of the West Bank, and even in East Jerusalem, the first Israeli, probably the first leader in the world to volunteer to divide his nation’s capitol with another country, with another people. And Yasser Arafat turned it down. They turned around and walked away, because the price of accepting the Palestinian state was accepting the Jewish state. Flash forward eight more years to 2008, you have and Israeli prime minister by the name of Ehud Olmert, meeting with Palestinian president, Mahmoud Abbas. And Olmert went even a little further than Barak went in meeting the Palestinian demands – a Palestinian state in Gaza, and virtually all of the West Bank and in East Jerusalem, and Abu Mazen simply ignored the offer. He never even got back to Ehud Olmert. And so now the same, Mahmoud Abbas, three years later, is turning around and going to the U.N. The reason he didn’t get back to Ehud Olmert in 2008 was not because of settlements, it wasn’t because of Jerusalem, it wasn’t because of borders. It was because the price of creating a Palestinian state was accepting a Jewish state. This is just what happened in the U.N. last week.What Western liberals in Europe and America don't understand is that the Palestinians are best understood, not as an "oppressed" people, but as anti-Semites. It's really that simple. And it's not like we don't have centuries of evidence of anti-Semitism, including, most obviously, the Holocaust, which is still within the living memory of millions. They will not accept peace with Israel because their main motivation is hatred and the desire to exterminate Jews. That's why real liberals ought to remain steadfast allies of Israel -- otherwise, and no matter what patina of race-class-gender left-liberal academic horseshit you paint it with -- you're siding with the Nazis and against the victims of the Holocaust.
Oren's second point is even more ominous regarding Iran's attempts to build nuclear weapons:
HH: All right, in terms of the Australian newspaper, it reported yesterday that the International Atomic Energy Agency no concludes that Iran has stepped up its uranium enrichment, and one commentator said they are within less, you know, two months and six days of going critical. Your reaction to that? Is that, in fact, the opinion of the Israeli government as well?
MO: Well, I can’t go into the details of our assessments, but I will tell you that we do not have much time, and that yes, the Iranians have overcome virtually all of the technical difficulties they encountered the previous year. They are enriching uranium at a pace, at a very quick rate. They have now put in centrifuges that can quadruple the amount of uranium they can enrich, and they have also learned to enrich it at a much higher level, approaching the level you need for weapons-grade uranium. At the same time, they’ve developed a missile system that is capable of carrying nuclear warheads not only through the region, but now to Western Europe, and probably within the decade, to the Eastern Coast of the United States as well. So the uranium nuclear program is a threat not only to Israel and the Middle East, but to the entire world. And the day, if and when Iran gets a nuclear weapon, it will be a game-changer. It’s the end of non-proliferation globally, not just in the Middle East. That’s why we are determined to preventing it, and why the United States is determined to preventing that happening.
I keep thinking that, in a lot of ways, we're all living on borrowed time, that a true "Black Swan" event of global consequence will happen soon, and that it will change everything. I so hope I'm wrong.
And Why Exactly Isn't This a Major Scandal?
Ace of Spades is highlighting the fact, unknown to most, that the laws against securities fraud, and specifically the laws against insider trading do not apply to Congress. With predictable results, I might add:
Moreover, trading on such information (and doing better than the general public) is akin to a trustee self-dealing in matters affecting a trust. It's a breach of fiduciary duty. After all, consider that every time a Congressman buys a stock, someone else sells it; every time a Congressman sells, someone else buys. If Congressman are doing better than the norm on their trades, that means that the people they are trading with (let's call them "citizens") are doing worse.
In short, the Congressman who trades on insider information is willfully screwing the public he has sworn an oath to serve.
A pair of recent academic studies found that House members beat the market in their personal stock trading by about 6 percent, and Senators beat the market by about 10 percent.
In the 2011 study “Abnormal Returns From the Common Stock Investments of Members of the U.S. House of Representatives,” four university professors found that a portfolio that mimics the purchases of House Members beats the market by 55 basis points per month, or approximately 6 percent annually. That study looked at 16,000 common stock transactions made by approximately 300 House delegates from 1985 to 2001.
“Overall we find that the common stocks purchased by Members of the U.S. House of Representatives earn statistically significant positive abnormal returns. Our results indicate that Representatives, like Senators, also trade with a substantial information advantage,” wrote the study’s authors, Alan J. Ziobrowski of Georgia State University, James W. Boyd, of Lindenwood University, Ping Cheng of Florida Atlantic University and Brigitte J. Ziobrowski of Augusta State University.
The group also noted that stocks purchased by Democrats outperform stocks purchased by Republicans.
This ought to be a major, major scandal, if the media were doing it's job. And, from a legal perspective, while this may not be securities fraud, I have a hard time believing that trading on insider information you obtain as a Congressman isn't a crime. Information is valuable, and obtaining something of value in relation to issues you vote on is corruption by definition.
Moreover, trading on such information (and doing better than the general public) is akin to a trustee self-dealing in matters affecting a trust. It's a breach of fiduciary duty. After all, consider that every time a Congressman buys a stock, someone else sells it; every time a Congressman sells, someone else buys. If Congressman are doing better than the norm on their trades, that means that the people they are trading with (let's call them "citizens") are doing worse.
In short, the Congressman who trades on insider information is willfully screwing the public he has sworn an oath to serve.
Girl of the Day - Mira Sorvino
I was looking for interesting birthdays today -- Confucious was apparently born today, although I'm not sure how anyone would know that -- and I noticed that the actress Mira Sorvino was turning 44. That seems remarkable to me: actresses seem to be the next new young thing and then, a blink later, are 44 and you wonder what happened to them. Sorvino won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in 1995 in the Woody Allen film Mighty Aphrodite, and she's done a lot of mostly forgettable movies since, but what she's really done (and I think this is typical, and explains not just why actresses tend to disappear, but why the phenomenon we describe inaccurately as the "glass ceiling" for women in business occurs) is have three children. Good for her.
I also noted with interest that Sorvino is a Harvard grad with a degree in East Asian Studies, and that she speaks fluid Mandarin. She seems like a cool person too in other words and not just a piece of cheesecake.
That being said, this feature is what it is (an almost purely cynical attempt to drive traffic to The Regular Guy Believes... okay, I said it):
Confucius saying: "I have never seen a man as fond of virtue as of women."
I also noted with interest that Sorvino is a Harvard grad with a degree in East Asian Studies, and that she speaks fluid Mandarin. She seems like a cool person too in other words and not just a piece of cheesecake.
That being said, this feature is what it is (an almost purely cynical attempt to drive traffic to The Regular Guy Believes... okay, I said it):
Confucius saying: "I have never seen a man as fond of virtue as of women."
On the rocks alert: Nicole walks out on Joel.
Publication: Star
Date: 3 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! Last trash of the week... right now!
Star claims an exclusive story about Nicole Richie leaving Joel Madden, the couple who married last December. The website GossipCop.com says it's just a rumor.
Nicole has been nearly invisible on the covers of the gossip rags in 2011 and this is Joel Madden's first appearance this year. Nicole's co-star on a reality TV show called The Simple Life is also of next to no interest to the gossip mags so far in 2011.
This gives hope to those want to see the end of the plagues known as Teen Mom and all things Kardashian.
Date: 3 Oct. 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! Last trash of the week... right now!
Star claims an exclusive story about Nicole Richie leaving Joel Madden, the couple who married last December. The website GossipCop.com says it's just a rumor.
Nicole has been nearly invisible on the covers of the gossip rags in 2011 and this is Joel Madden's first appearance this year. Nicole's co-star on a reality TV show called The Simple Life is also of next to no interest to the gossip mags so far in 2011.
This gives hope to those want to see the end of the plagues known as Teen Mom and all things Kardashian.
Nice Little Car Company You've Got There. Shame If Something Happened To It.
Ford has been airing these great TV ads recently that point out that Ford, unlike GM or Chrysler, didn't take bailout money, and making the argument (a good one) that car buyers ought to prefer a company that can stand on its own without government subsidies.
Now the Obama administration has apparently pressured Ford into pulling the ads.
How can this be anything other than unfair political pressure against an American company that employs hundreds of thousands of people, simply because the company had the audacity to highlight something that might make the Obama administration look bad? They were good ads, and they were persuasive to potential customers. What else other than pressure from the government could make Ford pull them?
If George Bush had done this, they'd call it fascism.
Now the Obama administration has apparently pressured Ford into pulling the ads.
How can this be anything other than unfair political pressure against an American company that employs hundreds of thousands of people, simply because the company had the audacity to highlight something that might make the Obama administration look bad? They were good ads, and they were persuasive to potential customers. What else other than pressure from the government could make Ford pull them?
If George Bush had done this, they'd call it fascism.
Other Candidates? Not likely.
Michael Barone, a repository of inside-the-beltway conventional wisdom, has a column up today at NRO expressing his conviction that the current GOP field is inadequate to the task of defeating Barack Obama, and suggesting that there's still time for others to get in to the race, including Chris Christie, Paul Ryan, and Mitch Daniels, the governor of Indiana who pulled out of a bid earlier this year based on family concerns. Yesterday I talked about why Chris Christie shouldn't run. I feel the same way about Paul Ryan -- he's more valuable in Congress; he lacks executive experience; and, at 41, with small children, he has other responsibilities, which I like about him. As he says here, "I think there are other good people who can do this job. But there are not other good people who can raise my kids." Good stuff from a good guy. But he's sincere when he says he's not running.
That leaves Daniels or Sarah Palin as top tier Republicans who might jump in. Palin, for reasons that seem obvious, couldn't win and would be a liability to the GOP. Daniels could, and he has a background and record that would serve him well in a Presidential campaign. He has serious business experience, director of OMB, and a very good record as governor, especially on budget issues. He's Perry without the swagger, Romney without the Romneycare baggage, Herman Cain with political experience. But he's not in the race, and I've seen nothing other than Barone's hint that suggests he's reconsidering. (Although he did turn up on CBS' The Early Show on Monday morning to talk about the race.... hmmmm.)
That being said, I think we are probably stuck with the group we have now: Romney, Perry, Cain, Bachmann, Santorum, Johnson (who?), Paul (yuck!), and Huntsman (double yuck!). Given that field, it's Perry's to lose (which he appears to be doing), with Romney as the fallback, hold-your-nose pick. Nobody else makes the cut.
If I had to bet right now, I'd say it's going to be Romney, and that he'd select Marco Rubio as his Vice President to assuage the fears of the right wing of the party.
That leaves Daniels or Sarah Palin as top tier Republicans who might jump in. Palin, for reasons that seem obvious, couldn't win and would be a liability to the GOP. Daniels could, and he has a background and record that would serve him well in a Presidential campaign. He has serious business experience, director of OMB, and a very good record as governor, especially on budget issues. He's Perry without the swagger, Romney without the Romneycare baggage, Herman Cain with political experience. But he's not in the race, and I've seen nothing other than Barone's hint that suggests he's reconsidering. (Although he did turn up on CBS' The Early Show on Monday morning to talk about the race.... hmmmm.)
That being said, I think we are probably stuck with the group we have now: Romney, Perry, Cain, Bachmann, Santorum, Johnson (who?), Paul (yuck!), and Huntsman (double yuck!). Given that field, it's Perry's to lose (which he appears to be doing), with Romney as the fallback, hold-your-nose pick. Nobody else makes the cut.
If I had to bet right now, I'd say it's going to be Romney, and that he'd select Marco Rubio as his Vice President to assuage the fears of the right wing of the party.
Birthday Today - Bud Powell
Bud Powell, born in 1924 (d. 1966), was probably the greatest bebop pianist, adapting the idioms and musical ideas of Charlie Parker to the piano in the late 1940s and early 1950s. His tune, "Un Poco Loco," was included by critic Harold Bloom in his list of the greatest American works of art of the 20th Century; the complexity of the playing on the song by Powell is astonishing to anyone who has every played piano and tried to make music.
Powell was tormented by mental illness throughout his life, and died at age 42 of malnutrition, alcoholism and tuberculosis. As I do these birthday tributes -- and the girls of the day -- it's astonishing and sad to me how many people died young of drink or drugs or suicide who might have been saved had their mental illnesses been identified. But, then again, maybe they were, and maybe some people are just self-destructive. There's a line in the great novella, A River Runs Through It, where the sane brother laments about his not-so-sane brother (the Brad Pitt character in the movie) that "why is it that the ones who need our help the most won't ask for it?" A hard question about people who, like Powell, for whatever reason, make their lives harder than they need to be.
Powell was tormented by mental illness throughout his life, and died at age 42 of malnutrition, alcoholism and tuberculosis. As I do these birthday tributes -- and the girls of the day -- it's astonishing and sad to me how many people died young of drink or drugs or suicide who might have been saved had their mental illnesses been identified. But, then again, maybe they were, and maybe some people are just self-destructive. There's a line in the great novella, A River Runs Through It, where the sane brother laments about his not-so-sane brother (the Brad Pitt character in the movie) that "why is it that the ones who need our help the most won't ask for it?" A hard question about people who, like Powell, for whatever reason, make their lives harder than they need to be.
Girl of the Day - More Life Magazine, Please!
Continuing yesterday's theme of looking at old Life covers, I thought I'd look to see what the young men returning home from World War II in Europe might have read in, say, July 1945. They might have seen this May 1945 cover of starlet Barbara Bates (completely unknown to me... I guess this starlet never became a star):
Or they might have seen this July 1945 cover shot of an unknown model. (Note: I am not without sympathy for young men on a ship full of men after years of war with nothing more than a Life magazine to comfort them.)
Finally, if they happened to look inside the July 1945 magazine with a cover shot of hero Audie Murphy, they would have found this picture of Rita Hayworth:
Goodness gracious. That sort of thing ought to be outlawed.
Or they might have seen this July 1945 cover shot of an unknown model. (Note: I am not without sympathy for young men on a ship full of men after years of war with nothing more than a Life magazine to comfort them.)
Finally, if they happened to look inside the July 1945 magazine with a cover shot of hero Audie Murphy, they would have found this picture of Rita Hayworth:
Goodness gracious. That sort of thing ought to be outlawed.
Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Minka Kelly slaps TV staffer after he gropes her
Publication: Star
Date: 3 Oct. 2011
Welcome to gossip hell, Minka Kelly! Star has an exclusive story that the young actress who now stars in the latest version of Charlie's Angels slapped a staff member who groped her.
The way this story is told, she absolutely did the right thing, but in Hollywood "doing the right thing" sometimes translates to "hard to work with". Best luck to Ms. Kelly in her future career.
Date: 3 Oct. 2011
Welcome to gossip hell, Minka Kelly! Star has an exclusive story that the young actress who now stars in the latest version of Charlie's Angels slapped a staff member who groped her.
The way this story is told, she absolutely did the right thing, but in Hollywood "doing the right thing" sometimes translates to "hard to work with". Best luck to Ms. Kelly in her future career.
Rich people are rich: More stories of bad Hollywood parenting.
Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 3 Oct. 2011
There are two sub-headlines to the Weekly Life & Style cover story about what a bad job of parenting Suri Cruise is getting about other celebrity kids being pampered or spoiled.
Date: 3 Oct. 2011
There are two sub-headlines to the Weekly Life & Style cover story about what a bad job of parenting Suri Cruise is getting about other celebrity kids being pampered or spoiled.
Dr. Oz: 12 tips on how to live to be 100.
Publication: National Examiner
Date: 3 Oct. 2011
Welcome back to gossip hell, Dr. Oz! Last year, the Enquirer had a story calling him a fraud and People reported on a pre-cancerous polyp on his colon. This year, he gets his first mention on the cover of a supermarket rag at the end of September, a positive headline from the low rent Examiner giving advice on how to live to be 100.
Date: 3 Oct. 2011
Welcome back to gossip hell, Dr. Oz! Last year, the Enquirer had a story calling him a fraud and People reported on a pre-cancerous polyp on his colon. This year, he gets his first mention on the cover of a supermarket rag at the end of September, a positive headline from the low rent Examiner giving advice on how to live to be 100.
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